hamflatch

A cupboard or cellar dedicated to the aging and storage of hams, sausages and other pork products.

Generally designed to be bearproof, and often accessed through a heavy wooden trapdoor in the floor.

Ben's been aging a pork shoulder in the hamflatch--he's taking it out for a Sausage Fiesta this afternoon.

by El Lémur August 13, 2009

Hamflatch

A rather nasty vagina.

Bry-bry says he dug a big ol' ditch up in that slapper's hamflatch.

by Padge Gnu August 27, 2009

hamsatchel

derivative of "ho-bag": a whore or adulteress, typical with financial schemes in mind

She used me for my money then moved on to another man. What a hamsatchel.

by The M September 24, 2005