hamclap

When someones vaginal lips clap together

Sean loves the hamclappers.

hamclap by Binky Chen January 26, 2014

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hamslap

When you slap your buddy (in the face) with a giant piece of ham. Best done with a piece 25 ounces or bigger.

Guy one: Dannng, did you see Mike just get Hamslapped??

Guy two: Yeah, that was awesome!

hamslap by swineslapper February 16, 2010

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hamclap • hamslap • Hamclampsia

HamSlap

When a bitch needs a slappin', and the hand isn't enough.

I''ma Hamslap the **** out of that bitch!

Yo, she is gonna get a hamslap if she don't shut the **** up.

HamSlap by DCK305 February 26, 2010

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Hamflap

A flappy pussy.

Yo she got a hamflap and you're cool with that?

Hamflap by Pussygetter103 August 20, 2011

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Hamclampsia

When a girl has a snatch so tight it’s like the ham is clampin’ down. Sia.

Joey: Ayo shawty with the ascot some Hamclampsia you feel?

Hamclampsia by Saebong July 15, 2023

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Hamflaps

The swagging lips of a vagina while demonstrating a sexual act of frontal cowgirl.

My girlfriend had the hamflaps out last night

Hamflaps by Anklespankspermbankteturns January 20, 2025

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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