hamclap

When someones vaginal lips clap together

Sean loves the hamclappers.

by Binky Chen January 26, 2014

hamslap

When you slap your buddy (in the face) with a giant piece of ham. Best done with a piece 25 ounces or bigger.

Guy one: Dannng, did you see Mike just get Hamslapped??

Guy two: Yeah, that was awesome!

by swineslapper February 16, 2010

HamSlap

When a bitch needs a slappin', and the hand isn't enough.

I''ma Hamslap the **** out of that bitch!

Yo, she is gonna get a hamslap if she don't shut the **** up.

by DCK305 February 26, 2010

Hamflap

A flappy pussy.

Yo she got a hamflap and you're cool with that?

by Pussygetter103 August 20, 2011

Hamclampsia

When a girl has a snatch so tight it’s like the ham is clampin’ down. Sia.

Joey: Ayo shawty with the ascot some Hamclampsia you feel?

by Saebong July 15, 2023

Hamflaps

The swagging lips of a vagina while demonstrating a sexual act of frontal cowgirl.

My girlfriend had the hamflaps out last night

by Anklespankspermbankteturns January 20, 2025