hambergod 

Hambergod is the entire universe as a whole or everything that we know of. It is a reference to the Hambergod Theory which states that everything is part the same thing. For example, a hamburger consists of many different things such as, but not limited to, meat, cheese, pickles, ketchup, bread, etc. Which are all completely different things but together make up one thing, a hamburger.

"if you harm others, you harm the hambergod, and thus yourself."

"If you disrespect the hambergod, you disrespect everything."

"If you disrespect anything, you disrespect the hambergod."

"I believe in the hambergod."

hambergod by Twisted Necromancer January 19, 2018

hambered 

a state of drunkenness after only drinking a little bit, where you think everyone is your friend, you are falling on the ground, you are more obnoxious than usual, you knock drinks out of people's hands, and you are puking in the toilet for the rest of the night. a real bitch move.

That girl is totally hambered!
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.

hambered by letsnotbehambered November 9, 2010

El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.

Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!

El Heffe Hamberger by Anonymous October 15, 2003

homberged

The act of waiting until someone falls asleep in the prone position and then waking them up by viciously riding on their ass like a bull.

Dude did you see Matt at the party last night? He passed out piss drunk and got homberged hard!

homberged by shfiffty December 29, 2012

hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.

She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.

hamberger uppercut by Professor Poops May 16, 2006

Hammergooned

Becoming highly intoxicated after a long day of consuming alcohol. Belligerent to everybody, and all surroundings.

We went taligating last Sunday, and by the end of the game, we we're totally hammergooned.

Hammergooned by diddy mcgoonigan April 18, 2010

Hambered 

To drink to the point of excess; to imbibe enough alcohol to become impaired and start doing things you wouldn't normally. Such as pole dancing, falling in to trees, etc.

She knew if she had another shot that she'd be well on her was to getting hambered.

Hambered by SpodyO August 7, 2012