Ham Cannons

Of female anatomy: Overtly large breasts.

Mind that's girl's ham cannons, they'll have your eye out.

by Garry Barry March 28, 2016

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

Hamcannon

noun: the male organ of copulation

noun: insulting term of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous

Penis, Wang, Dong, Dick, King Kong, Baby Squirter, Goo Tossing Bulbous Headed Fuck Stick.

"That dude looks like a fuckin' walking hamcannon"

by Tim Elkins August 8, 2006