Ham Cannons

Of female anatomy: Overtly large breasts.

Mind that's girl's ham cannons, they'll have your eye out.

by Garry Barry March 28, 2016

ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010