Hamcannon

noun: the male organ of copulation

noun: insulting term of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous

Penis, Wang, Dong, Dick, King Kong, Baby Squirter, Goo Tossing Bulbous Headed Fuck Stick.

"That dude looks like a fuckin' walking hamcannon"

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handcannon

huge pistol of some sort I.E. .44 mag, .454 casull, .50AE, .500 S&W

guy #1: check this piece out

guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!

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A personal belief or interpretation about a story or pice of media that has not been confirmed nor denied in the media itself.

It’s my headcannon that they eventually make it back home, but we’ll never know because the series ended with them attempting to escape.

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"Good day sir, how is your hamtandongus fairing?"

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A miniature cannon mounted on one’s head. Used mainly to prank unsuspecting friends. A headcannon is very difficult to ignore.

“I’ve got a new headcannon.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
*launches cannonball at friend*

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to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

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An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

ham cannon by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

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