Hamcannon

noun: the male organ of copulation

noun: insulting term of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous

Penis, Wang, Dong, Dick, King Kong, Baby Squirter, Goo Tossing Bulbous Headed Fuck Stick.

"That dude looks like a fuckin' walking hamcannon"

by Tim Elkins August 8, 2006

handcannon

huge pistol of some sort I.E. .44 mag, .454 casull, .50AE, .500 S&W

guy #1: check this piece out

guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!

by carlbittner March 26, 2009

Headcannon

A personal belief or interpretation about a story or pice of media that has not been confirmed nor denied in the media itself.

It’s my headcannon that they eventually make it back home, but we’ll never know because the series ended with them attempting to escape.

by Hellohihey February 9, 2020

Hamtandongus

The external vein on your earlobe.

"Good day sir, how is your hamtandongus fairing?"

by Ricado Shilly Shally January 8, 2017

headcannon

A miniature cannon mounted on one’s head. Used mainly to prank unsuspecting friends. A headcannon is very difficult to ignore.

“I’ve got a new headcannon.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
*launches cannonball at friend*

by coyotedomino March 2, 2018

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006