1. A movie shown on television that has the same basic plot as fifty or more other movies on the same network.

2. A movie often on the television behind a man who has just given up on life.

1. If I continue to watch these hallmark movies I will just die.

Person 1: Did you see the new hallmark Christmas movie?
Person 2: Do you mean the same Damn movie as last year?

Person 1: Yeah.

hallmark movie by Gregdslagathor117 April 2, 2016

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hallmark movies

all hallmark movies plots start with a girl and a guy meeting, them falling in love, dating or getting married, and going all kissy kissy muah muah according to my 10 year old brother

“Hallmark movies all have the same plot”

hallmark movies by daddyyoda December 23, 2019

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Halloumi

1. interjection. a phrase that fills an empty point in a conversation
2. exclamation. reaction you make when you don’t know whether the news you heard is good or bad

*Awkward silence*
Son: Halloumi
Father: Shut the fuck up you we are waiting to hear if you’ve been convicted for mass murder
Son: Halloumi

Halloumi by Halloumi April 23, 2021

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Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

Hallmark Channel by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

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