Halloumi

1. interjection. a phrase that fills an empty point in a conversation
2. exclamation. reaction you make when you don’t know whether the news you heard is good or bad

*Awkward silence*
Son: Halloumi
Father: Shut the fuck up you we are waiting to hear if you’ve been convicted for mass murder
Son: Halloumi

by Halloumi April 23, 2021

Halloumi

Something that everyone loves but you hate.

To me Abba is like halloumi.

by Zanzandokan February 12, 2022

halloumi

A cheese comprised of a lil bit of goats milk, lil bit of sheeps milk Nd cows milk! With a chicken nuggety contexture, simply devine!!

John: this halloumi burger is lovely Barry

Barry: i had to milk a sheep goat and cow for that Devine piece of cheese my chum

by Halloumi lover March 16, 2018

Alex Halloumi

small and flighty, wanting love but never getting it and always looking for the help of his friends. under the strain of life an Alex Halloumi stands strong and can face almost anything, but if a girl comes in then he'll be out in a flash. he also likes to watch people called Jaspal.

Girl 1: wow where did that Alex Halloumi go?
Girl 2: i thought he was just here.
Girl 1: well lets go find him!
Alex Halloumi: lets a mi-go-a-go-go.

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 12, 2021

Hallouminating

The act of hallucinating about haloumi cheese or experiencing hallucination of haloumi cheese in any form whether it be sober or drunk.

1. "Hey man my car got shit on by some drunk guy last night

Bro are you listening?
Oh shit sorry man I was hallouminating.

2. Bro why do you have cheese on your face?
Man I think you're hallouminating.

by DrunkCheese May 29, 2013

Hallouminated

That which has been blessed with Halloumi

Damn, that meal was hallouminated

by Hallouminator October 18, 2018

hallumi

To pull a hallumi is to destroy your enemy is such a brutal way it makes you yell hallumi

Josh : I just destroyed this guy this is a hallumi moment

by King_sour April 8, 2021