The act of orally pleasuring ones butthole. Not to be confused with a typical rimjob; the "Bryan Hall" utilizes a full tongue stroking technique along with full eye contact with the intended region. Commonly leads to Pinkeye for the providing participant.
Noun. A Holding Kink is a section of Omorashi. Someone with a Holding Kink finds pleasure in holding urine in their bladder and/or having the sensation of needing to urinate for long periods of time.
Sometimes it is used by power-play partners where one (usually the sub) is not allowed to use the restroom until the other (usually the dom) says so.
People with this kink like it for various reasons. It could be they like the relief from getting to urinate, the amount of power their partner has over them, the extra pressure it gives, etc.
Masturbating
Choking the chicken Beating the bishop Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.
Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.
"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."