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Orange Haired Orangutan
Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018
silver haired middle aged white man
A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.
They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
silver haired middle aged white man by ?fruit March 31, 2017
Haine Van
Haine Van is a ulzzang and feizl newbie. Her nationality is vietnamese and chinese. But she's living in Germany.
Haine Van is a cute and adorable girl, she also can be pretty. Her attraction to another person are her big eyes. She has big eyes, although she doesn't wear any circle lenses. She is quite famous in the internet.
Haine Van is a cute and adorable girl, she also can be pretty. Her attraction to another person are her big eyes. She has big eyes, although she doesn't wear any circle lenses. She is quite famous in the internet.
Haine Van by TsubakiAyame November 6, 2012
Haizel
Haizel by treebarksss October 22, 2018
Curly haired Girls
Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!
Straight haired girls:
Omg you should totally straighten your hair!
Curly haired girls:
Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!
Omg you should totally straighten your hair!
Curly haired girls:
Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!
Curly haired Girls by Sunshine5675 May 14, 2018
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
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Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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