Hairfall 

When your chair falls over but you accidentally speak of your hair falling over and everybody laughs at you while you cry.

*Chair falls down* Owwww my hair fell over! Ha this loser just had a Hairfall! *sadness ensues*...

Hairfall by Hairfaller October 31, 2017

Hairball 

A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.

Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!

Hairball by Hairball26 July 26, 2019

Hairball 

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)

1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?

Hairball by Johnny Toxin December 31, 2007

hairball analysis 

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.

Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.

hairball analysis by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

Wookie Hairball 

Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".

Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.

When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.

When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.

Wookie Hairball by MyExWife February 24, 2010

Hairball 

(hâr-bawl) - VERB

To direct a load-out from the back of a truck.

"Don't worry, you can fuller the load, he'll osier it and I'll just hairball it from here!"

Hairball by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Hairballed 

Skipping sex due to cat vomit on the bed covers.

Couldn't shag my girl last night because we got hairballed.

Hairballed by eastcoastgirl October 8, 2010