hairball

A guy with a lot of body hair.
That Mark is a real hairball.
by steviedee May 04, 2005
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hairball

An annoying person. Usually indicates presumption, arrogance, grandiosity.
That hairball accosted me again, as if I could could care about his latest urgent need.
by Mudge9 July 04, 2009
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hairball

adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.
Man, that downhill run was hairball.
by Carole P November 11, 2007
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Hairball

A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.
Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
by Hairball26 July 27, 2019
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Hairball

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
by Johnny Toxin December 04, 2007
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Hairball

(hâr-bawl) - VERB

To direct a load-out from the back of a truck.
"Don't worry, you can fuller the load, he'll osier it and I'll just hairball it from here!"
by Crowdsurfer February 07, 2010
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Hairballed

Skipping sex due to cat vomit on the bed covers.
Couldn't shag my girl last night because we got hairballed.
by eastcoastgirl October 07, 2010
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