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Hairballed

Skipping sex due to cat vomit on the bed covers.
Couldn't shag my girl last night because we got hairballed.
by eastcoastgirl October 8, 2010
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Coughing up a ball of pubic hair after oral sex
Boyfriend went down on me last night which was great until he hairballed me.
by dixwilson October 15, 2010
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Hairball

A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.
Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
by Hairball26 July 26, 2019
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Hairball

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
by Johnny Toxin December 31, 2007
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hairball analysis

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.
Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019
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Wookie Hairball

Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".

Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.

When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
by MyExWife February 24, 2010
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Hairball

(hâr-bawl) - VERB

To direct a load-out from the back of a truck.
"Don't worry, you can fuller the load, he'll osier it and I'll just hairball it from here!"
by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010
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