Haircrush

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When one person envies another person's hair, usually a male envying another male, as it is more common with girls.

Me: Dude.....I have such a haircrush on Vic Fuentes...

Kyle: That's really gay....but yeah I don't blame you.

Haircrush by chocotaco! September 14, 2009

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Hairbrush

An instrument used for pleasuring the vaginal area.
The end of the hairbrush used is up to the user.

Jennipho went to town with that hairbrush last night,
and then she brushed her hair with it!

Hairbrush by Sticky Hairbrush April 2, 2010

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scorpion hairbrush

the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.

Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.

scorpion hairbrush by Kill whale January 1, 2010

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pepsi hairbruch

the action of putting a hair brush up your pussy while drinking pepsi

person 1"ayoo i just pulled a pepsi hairbruch" person 2 " ayoo i want to one day but i only got a vibrater"

pepsi hairbruch by kednal338 January 25, 2021

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Hairbrush

Something u can shove up your pussy to masturbate

Works for curly pubes and to get all those knots

Hey can I pass me the hairbrush🥩👊

Hairbrush by PhattyAddy March 3, 2021

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Hairbrush

A tool used to rip off all the little hairs in your head. Don’t worry, get two and you’ll rip off out all you hairs

That hairbrush is my fav

Hairbrush by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019

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stanky hairbrush

The result of the female genitalia when it lacks proper groomimg and bathing.

Hey man, did u a Krystal have sex last night? ,,,,,,,,,,, Nah man, she had a Stanky Hairbrush!!

stanky hairbrush by BIG B___G December 21, 2007

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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