Hagsl

Have a great sex life

Bob: HAGSL Jim
Jim: You too Bob

by I_HAGSL69 June 17, 2024

HAGSJKHYD

Have a good summer. Just kidding, hope you drown.

you: My bff Janice wrote HAGSJKHYD in my yearbook, I get the HAGS part but....?
me: oh you sweet summer child.

by _rusrs August 18, 2016

hansler

1. refusing to comply, agree, or give in; obstinate
2. difficult to handle, treat, or overcome
3. persistent and dogged: a stubborn crusade

My dad was as hansler as a mule.

by Barry DeBeers November 18, 2010

HAGL

HAGL is an acronym for Have A Good Life. HAGL is similar to the HAGS, but it's a lot more harsh. A great use of HAGL is when writing in someone's yearbook who you don't plan on seeing over the upcoming summer, or ever again for that matter. It can be harsh at times, but it gets right to the point.

Nick: Hey man I'm really glad school is over, we should definitely hang out this summer!

Ben: Yeah maybe not... HAGL.

by simonsezz58 June 9, 2010

Hassle Doctrine

To take someones house and fuck them

Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.

by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020

Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Hagshags

The misspelling of the commonly used "hahaha" while communicating via text. It is a direct result of incompetence, laziness, or - as in most cases - extreme intoxication.

It can also be used as an interjection used to create a sense of urgency.

Stacy looked at her phone and was completely confused. The text she received said Hagshags.

Hagshags Scooby doo, hagshags!

by Hagshaginator December 24, 2009