Hagley

A place full of people who think they have money when they don't, a middle class peoples heaven, 4x4's round every corner with blonde women behind the wheel and kids under the age of 12 in all designer smoking weed, where you can hardly walk down the road without being posted in "What's happening in Hagley"- A pathetic Facebook group made up of pensioners and unemployed women with nothing to do all day but complain about their husbands not making enough money. Situated in the West Midlands, near Stourbridge, Hagley is truly one of the best places to be in the UK without a shadow of a doubt.

James: "Have you ever been to Hagley Mark?"
Mark:"Nah mate don't fancy being ran off the road by women who can't even afford to be driving the cars they are thanks"
James:"Fair enough"

by HarryPlopperAndThedeathlyCock June 9, 2019

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hagley

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A compound word made up of the words hag and ugly, it is used to describe a person, typically a girl, who in addition to being ugly, also has numerous hag-like qualities, such as a cackling laugh, and facial features that go beyond the mere ugly to downright deformed.

Man 1: Hey man, I heard you fucked that Becca chick... bad luck dude, that girl is ugly.

Man 2: Look who's talking, you fucked Milly, that girl is downright Hagley.

Man 1: The shame.

by Duke of Warwick June 16, 2007

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hagley

adjective.
From the Latin, hagleius pulcherus, brought to Britain in AD 55 with Caesar's invasion.
Meaning 'superlative beauty' and is only used in the modern day to signify someone of extreme magnetism and worth.

"Milly is a top-class hagley"

by Prof. L. H. Winston May 3, 2007

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HAGLEY

Hagley is a person who is the coolest most superb dude in he universe

You such a HAGLEY man

by CJPR2008 March 7, 2022

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Elisa Haley

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.

Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.

by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018

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