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The biggest most fatest cow in the world. It teaches home and careers at bloomfield highschool. if you ever see her don't have food around her or you will loose your arms.
cow are nothing to haner
Haner by Gresty March 29, 2010
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A ginger kid with bad grades, loves to date girls with STD’s
Josh Haner loves Brooklyn she has STD’s
Haner by Cindy Hahner January 28, 2022
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A person during medieval times who’s job it was to extract the anal glands of the local farm animals.
Ex. “Old man Haner stopped by today to squeeze the buttholes of all our sheep.”
Haner by EvilPotsNPansRobot May 14, 2021

haner mananer 

A squirrel found in space that farts out fireworks when it gets pissed off.
"Holy fucking haner mananer shit balls ass fuck cock!"
haner mananer by Chris April 6, 2005

Brian Haner Jr. 

Lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold

stage name: Synyster Gates

Has extensive work of tattoos on his body.
Also has a few piercings (nose and ears, etc?).

Is known for being one of THE best lead guitarists. Also has excellent Solos. A few examples demonstrated in the following songs: "To End the Rapture", "Bat Country", "Unholy Confessions" and "Chapter Four"
A. Brian Haner Jr. is such a hottie!

B. Brian is my idol. He has inspired me to learn how to play the guitar.

C. Not only is Brian smokin' hot, but he is also one of the best guitarists!
Brian Haner Jr. by Lady_Kalakaz January 21, 2009

brian haner 

Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold's father. Also a very talented guitarist who brought his son up to do the same. Can be seen in Achmed's Jingle Bombs video as the "guitar guy."
Dude 1: Do you know who Brian Haner is?
Dude 2: Of course I do. He's Syn Gates' father, and a kickass guitarist.

brian haner jr

BRIAN HANER aka SYNYSTER GATES is guitar god from AVENGED SEVENFOLD and has the sexiest eyes with their make-up
,,WOW, what a cute make-up! who is that sexy guy?"
,,It's Brian Haner Jr. aka Synyster Gates, dude"
brian haner jr by bloodyangel July 2, 2006
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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