That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He willliterally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.
See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.
(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.
Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.