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A Designer Baseball Hat - One part Baseball Hat and another part Bandana or Sweatband, with the latter being interchangeable.
"It's not a Fitted or Snapback... it's a Haffy."
Haffy by HAFFY, LLC. November 17, 2018
Words you can keep
A state of giddiness resembling being high; a combination of the words 'happy' and 'huffing'.
Sandra wouldn't stop laughing last night. She was so haffy she was laughing at nothing.
haffy by mustgofaster August 7, 2010
Related Words
haffy Haffye Halfy huffy huffy puffy Hiffy Hafiy Heffy HoFFY Haff
Horny As Fuck For You
Tell someone: I am haffy right now!
HAFFY by HaffyNow May 31, 2016
HAFFY - noun
a half fabric cap of a kind originally worn with a large visor, and an adjustable handkerchief tied around the head at the front or back.

DESIGNER: SIR-QUINLAN ANTHONY THORNTON
BRAND: HAFFY
MARKET: STREETWEAR FASHION
YEAR: 2K
"not the Fitted not the Snapback but the Haffy."
HAFFY by HAFFY, LLC. April 11, 2023
That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.
See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.
Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

One Haffahour 

The amount of time one should wait before meeting a pimp or dealer at a night club.
"Meet me down at the Jaguar Club in One Haffahour."
One Haffahour by SRM0012 December 29, 2009

haffatard 

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.
dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!
haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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