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Haffee is a word that was invented by my stupid friend. I don't really know why he invented it, because the meaning of haffee is just coffee. He's an kollegah fan and I don't know if it has something to do with his idol. He's just weird and sorry for wasting your time
My stupid ass friend : Hey dude you want a haffee?
Me : don't you mean coffee?
My stupid ass friend : No I mean haffee
Me: And why do you call it haffee?
My stupid ass friend : *giggles*
Haffee by Sw4g2y0u December 9, 2018
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That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.
See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.
Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017
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Haffee Hafeez Haffle haffner Hafeey haffe haffey haffie Hoffee Hafeedh
She is a smart, independant woman. She loves her family and mates and cares for them. She works hard in school. Others envy her beauty while others adore her. She doesn't let anyone bring her down. She has a great sense of humour.
Sibling: Hafeeza is the best sister ever!
Friend: I love her so much!
Hafeeza by savetheturtlesxo October 31, 2019
Hafeez.. welll, it means guardian but he's much MORE then that.. He's very understanding, extremely kind, strong, trustworthy, funny, patient, intelligent, supportive, friendly, respectful, the list goes on but he is .. A True Prince!!..

He's the most nicest person I know!! He would do Anythiing he can to help you out in problems.. He's not the typical gangster/ prep dude but he's not a simple nerd either, He's not like all the typical guys out there.. His name is HAFEEZ and he's absolutley UNIQUE.. He's just.. PERFECT!! (<< But even this word doesnt define him).. He's the guy whos ALWAYS there for you!!.. Whenever ur down, He's always there to cheer u up! He's funny and can make anyone laugh.. When ur with him u feel safe and free.. You can talk to him about anything and he will ALWAYS listen and NEVER criticise or judge you.. He's so easy to talk to.. When you talk to him you never have to worry that he'l tell someone else because u can Trust him and talk to him about ANYTHING! When ur with him he makes you feel OUT OF THIS WORLD he treats u.. like a STAR!.. He's funny and can be immature at times but he's the BEST FRIEND anyone could everr have or ask for!!.. He's the guy dat every girl DREAMS of and any girl would DIE for! He's just the BEST person in the world!!! People like him are hide to find, He's one in a MILLION!!.. When he's around, you dont want to wish for anything else.. He has special powers which no one else has.. He can lighten up ur day without even trying and make all your wishes come true, like an ANGEL!.. He's something out of this world.. Truely Incredible, Extordinary, Miraculous and SPECIAL!!!.. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is misunderstood or doesn't have a brain!

He deserves the BEST!!! I just want him to know this and remember it forever!!

He means ALOT to me, He's just like my brother but a best friend to.. without him i dont no what i would do!.. Anyone who doesnt no him, there life is seriously incomplete!

I could be here all day talking about Hafeez.. but even what i wrote isn't enough because there are No words that can explain how AMAZING Hafeez actually is!!!
A perfect example would be the one and only Hafeez Akhtar!
Hafeez by a unknown person February 13, 2009
Half of a waffle (duh) simply a waffle, just half of it.
Dude, I could go for a haffle right now.

Becca, pass me a haffle, but make sure you toast it.

Can we share this waffle? C'mon make it a haffle.
Haffle by TreeFitty August 20, 2013
Hafeey is a very odd kind of kid but still very funny. he typically is a sporty kid and should really date someone named Sarah. Hafeey is also the kind of kid that doesn't know how to talk to girls, but is very attractive and decently smart.
Hafeey: "Hi i'm Hafeey!"
Person: "Woah, you should date a Sarah!"
Sarah: "Fuck me"
Hafeey by PPcocaine.dad.com November 11, 2020

Haffenreffer 

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.
Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.
Haffenreffer by The Boston T-Bag March 11, 2007
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