Haffy

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A Designer Baseball Hat - One part Baseball Hat and another part Bandana or Sweatband, with the latter being interchangeable.

"It's not a Fitted or Snapback... it's a Haffy."

Haffy by HAFFY, LLC. November 17, 2018

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haffy

A state of giddiness resembling being high; a combination of the words 'happy' and 'huffing'.

Sandra wouldn't stop laughing last night. She was so haffy she was laughing at nothing.

haffy by mustgofaster August 7, 2010

Related Words

haffy • Haffye • Halfy • huffy • huffy puffy • Hiffy • Hafiy • Heffy • HoFFY • Haff

HAFFY

Horny As Fuck For You

Tell someone: I am haffy right now!

HAFFY by HaffyNow May 31, 2016

HAFFY

HAFFY - noun
a half fabric cap of a kind originally worn with a large visor, and an adjustable handkerchief tied around the head at the front or back.

DESIGNER: SIR-QUINLAN ANTHONY THORNTON
BRAND: HAFFY
MARKET: STREETWEAR FASHION
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"not the Fitted not the Snapback but the Haffy."

HAFFY by HAFFY, LLC. April 11, 2023

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

One Haffahour

The amount of time one should wait before meeting a pimp or dealer at a night club.

"Meet me down at the Jaguar Club in One Haffahour."

One Haffahour by SRM0012 December 29, 2009

haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026