Definitions by WhatThe13

Golden Shane

When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt

OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane

Golden Shane by WhatThe13 April 3, 2020

The Crowny Story 

A myth pass down throughout Australian generations. Legend has it as ‘the greatest tale ever told’. Rumour has it first told by the Aussie icon that is ‘Beard’

Mate that story is not The crowny story, I wouldn’t waste a page in your journal for that one

The Crowny Story by WhatThe13 August 18, 2019

Haffenated 

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto

“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”

Haffenated by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019