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When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt
OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane
by WhatThe13 April 4, 2020
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When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto
“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”
by WhatThe13 August 18, 2019
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A myth pass down throughout Australian generations. Legend has it as ‘the greatest tale ever told’. Rumour has it first told by the Aussie icon that is ‘Beard’
Mate that story is not The crowny story, I wouldn’t waste a page in your journal for that one
by WhatThe13 August 18, 2019
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