Haffed

The realest of reals, and a feeler of feels. A unique name only given to those with the candor and courage to bear it. Likes chocolate a lot and needs to get his car out of the impound lot.

Hey Haffed, hit us with that freestyle!

by lambthekid November 23, 2021

Hoffed Up

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

huffed

Breathe in deeply

After that Taco Bell run, I huffed my farts all night long.

by MrsStickyFingers December 21, 2019

Haffenreffer

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.

Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.

by The Boston T-Bag March 11, 2007

Halfed

When your spouse wants a divorced and she wants half of everything (I.e your money) that you have.

Bob: “Man, Janet wants a divorce and she halfed me for my money!”
Tom: Shoulda signed a prenup.

by gamernut0001 January 13, 2020

hafed

the feeling of being extremely high from smoking marijuana

Man, after I took those two flows, I was hafed.

by Grant Morby June 29, 2009

Hoffed

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'

by westsaffa September 8, 2008