Haffle

Half of a waffle (duh) simply a waffle, just half of it.

Dude, I could go for a haffle right now.

Becca, pass me a haffle, but make sure you toast it.

Can we share this waffle? C'mon make it a haffle.

by TreeFitty August 20, 2013

Haffle

To argue constantly for a pointless reason involving clowns and midgets.

Jason and Perry haffle about the carnival that was in town last week.

by Lindsey Fukuta January 23, 2006

haffle

1) to argue pointlessly over something that is in no chance likely to happen
2) to get owned
3) to become extremely frustrated
4) midget anxiety

Dude, stop, you're just going to get haffled about it since the Lakers are gonna lose

by McHaffySnacks June 16, 2010