Haffort 

When a thing/event/action is both hassle and effort mixed together

Going to work was serious HAFFORT!

Haffort by Mia!! October 17, 2006

halffort 

A half-assed effort. Trying less than 50%. Minimum amount of effort. To try-n't.

The people that leave their shopping carts next to, but outside of, the cart corral, at the market, are doing a halffort.

halffort by juan phat kat December 2, 2010

Guy C. Hafford III 

HAWTY who im insanley in love withhh

Heey its Guy C. Hafford III!!!

OMFG!!!! he is so hot i would fuck him up a wall any day of the week!!!!

Guy C. Hafford III by someone you wouldnt expect July 6, 2009

Dylan Hafford :) 

Dylan Hafford is the craziest guy you'll ever meet, but he is super sweet and caring and loving. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He laughs a lot, and everytime he sees you he smiles ear to ear. Dylan is adorable, short, funny, and full of energy.

i love Dylan Hafford :)!

Dylan Hafford :) by bballfreak119 February 4, 2010

Heffort 

A standard unit of measurement equal to the amount of effort Hugh Hefner must put into acquiring new romantic interests.

Also useful for measuring the work done by an atomic nucleus on captured electrons, with a Hydrogen-1 atom exerting approximately 1.43 KHefforts per second.

Nerd 1: I wonder how much work it takes to lift this pebble from the ground up onto this wall? This seems like an interesting problem to occupy our superior minds!

Nerd 2: Not likely. The problem is so simple. Assuming a weight of thirty grams, and a height of approximately one meter, the answer clearly comes to 1.35 x 10^43 Hefforts.

Heffort by offtheball June 23, 2010

Hafford 

Located at the very ends of the likeability spectrum, the "Good" Hafford family paradigm is, "If we like you, well help you build your camp. If we don't, we'll burn your camp down and bury you behind it." While the "Bad" category could be describe politely as the person (or persons) that will steal everything in your camp, then, at 5 times the price, sell you a broken down generator to replace the stolen wiring.
The Hafford lifestyle largely revolves around a family aspect, at any time, a small army remains at the ready.

Familial Ties include:
- descendants of military beserkers ready to defend family, body, soul, & property

- an alibi for just about any crime¹ including 3rd party witness statements

- shelter
- child rearing assistance
- at least one "lumberjack" meal
- utilization of any operating vehicle and accessories
- assistance in relocating personal belongings, certain cadavers, & items that may (or may not) have been obtained in fair market exchanges
It is common to encounter a Hafford during daily activities due to the large number of genetically related members. "To meet a cousin wherever one goes...." is not an exaggeration in the Hafford lifestyle. A response of "Who wants to know?" to the question "Are you a Hafford?" will confirm identification.

¹Excluding certain degrees of murder and all sexual crimes

1. "Are you a Hafford?"

"Who wants to know?"

"Hey! Cousin!"

2. "Damn dude, I'm screwed! I beat up Alfred's sister. He's got the Hafford cousins on my ass!"

Hafford by A Hafford May 28, 2022