Heffort

A standard unit of measurement equal to the amount of effort Hugh Hefner must put into acquiring new romantic interests.

Also useful for measuring the work done by an atomic nucleus on captured electrons, with a Hydrogen-1 atom exerting approximately 1.43 KHefforts per second.

Nerd 1: I wonder how much work it takes to lift this pebble from the ground up onto this wall? This seems like an interesting problem to occupy our superior minds!

Nerd 2: Not likely. The problem is so simple. Assuming a weight of thirty grams, and a height of approximately one meter, the answer clearly comes to 1.35 x 10^43 Hefforts.

by offtheball June 23, 2010

Haffort

When a thing/event/action is both hassle and effort mixed together

Going to work was serious HAFFORT!

by Mia!! October 17, 2006

Hefferthrusherment

Main Entry: Hefferthrusherment
Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded

I love you Chris, but i had to do it.

by Anastasia November 4, 2004

John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022

heiffort

A measure of how much a dude tried to land a "willing" female.

Given the sexual revolution and the popularity/acceptability of said debauchery due in part to the "free love" movement of the 1970's, it is indeed often true that a lot less heiffort is required nowadays for a guy to "land" one or more submissive chicks who will "surrender the goods" to him. However, said "steamy romances" are often short-lived once the initial desire-crazed "high" wears off, since the depth of sincere loving feelings and innocent romanticism of yesteryear is largely lost on newer generations, where the focus and aspirations of dating are more in the context of attaining speedy consummation, not so much in developing deep and genuine attraction between two people.

by QuacksO April 23, 2019