Hafford 

Located at the very ends of the likeability spectrum, the "Good" Hafford family paradigm is, "If we like you, well help you build your camp. If we don't, we'll burn your camp down and bury you behind it." While the "Bad" category could be describe politely as the person (or persons) that will steal everything in your camp, then, at 5 times the price, sell you a broken down generator to replace the stolen wiring.
The Hafford lifestyle largely revolves around a family aspect, at any time, a small army remains at the ready.

Familial Ties include:
- descendants of military beserkers ready to defend family, body, soul, & property

- an alibi for just about any crime¹ including 3rd party witness statements

- shelter
- child rearing assistance
- at least one "lumberjack" meal
- utilization of any operating vehicle and accessories
- assistance in relocating personal belongings, certain cadavers, & items that may (or may not) have been obtained in fair market exchanges
It is common to encounter a Hafford during daily activities due to the large number of genetically related members. "To meet a cousin wherever one goes...." is not an exaggeration in the Hafford lifestyle. A response of "Who wants to know?" to the question "Are you a Hafford?" will confirm identification.

¹Excluding certain degrees of murder and all sexual crimes

1. "Are you a Hafford?"

"Who wants to know?"

"Hey! Cousin!"

2. "Damn dude, I'm screwed! I beat up Alfred's sister. He's got the Hafford cousins on my ass!"

Hafford by A Hafford May 28, 2022

Guy C. Hafford III 

HAWTY who im insanley in love withhh

Heey its Guy C. Hafford III!!!

OMFG!!!! he is so hot i would fuck him up a wall any day of the week!!!!

Guy C. Hafford III by someone you wouldnt expect July 6, 2009

Dylan Hafford :) 

Dylan Hafford is the craziest guy you'll ever meet, but he is super sweet and caring and loving. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He laughs a lot, and everytime he sees you he smiles ear to ear. Dylan is adorable, short, funny, and full of energy.

i love Dylan Hafford :)!

Dylan Hafford :) by bballfreak119 February 4, 2010

Rob Halford 

The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said

Rob Halford is the Metal God

Rob Halford by Kelly April 21, 2005

North Harford High School 

The school located in Northern Harford County near the Baltimore County and Pennsylvania lines. Yes, we have an extensive Agriculture Department, an on-campus barn with livestock, and a "Drive Your Tractor To School" Day. But that's ok. We are awesome kids who throw the best damn field parties ever and we'd rather be labeled as "hicks" than be a Fallston heroin addict. We always say "hello" and are genuinely the nicest and most sincere people you will ever meet. The parking lot consists of BIG trucks and...more trucks. We drink beer, listen to country music, and wear Carhartts all year long. We hang out in barns, fields, or anywhere the 4-wheel drive can take us. Our sports teams are awesome...fear the hawk. We have the usual cliques - preps, jocks, freaks, geeks and plain Janes but we all share one common pride, "Once a duckfarmer, always a duckfarmer."

Green for the Grass, Gold for the Corn...bitch

North Harford High School by DuckFarmer March 26, 2005

halfordness 

if you like judas priest (the band) and sad that rob halford left the band you should know this word!!

now halford is gone the music don't have the same halfordness!!

halfordness by FIEF May 7, 2003

Halford 

Rob Halford is the amazing original vocalist with Heavy Metal pioneers Judas Priest. Although the equally mighty Black Sabbath invented Heavy Metal, Mr. Halford and his mates helped to develop the sound and image into what we now recognize as modern Heavy Metal.

Rob Halford later quit Judas Priest to get his own band together and released music under the name "Halford". Thankfully he's back now with Judas Priest, and was recently touring with fellow Metal Gods Black Sabbath on the Ozzfest tour (in fact he even sang with Sabbath at one gig when Ozzy couldnt make it!).

We will hear more from Rob Halford and Judas Priest in the future. A lot more.

1. Dude, Halford could blow Ozzy off the stage man!

2. That Ripper guy was good yo, But Halford is the man!

3. You'd best check out this Halford CD I got, homie. These are the illest fuckin rhymes I ever seen son!

Halford by Rob Halford November 21, 2004