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Haemorrhoid Buster
“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
Richard Hammond
Richard Hammond by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018
hot harmonica
When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
hot harmonica by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017
Hamon
A cool-ass superpower used to kill 3 burly half naked Aztec men and send the other one flying into space. It also almost killed a gay immortal vampire lord before he cut off his own damn head. It's so beast a nigga can manually break his arm to gum-gum rocket a bitch in the face without pain. Even Speedwagon is impressed.
Jojo! This is the last of my hamon! Take it from me!
This Araki Hirohiko guy uses hamon to stay young. Ain't that cool?
This Araki Hirohiko guy uses hamon to stay young. Ain't that cool?
Hamon by Jotaro(Jojo)Kujo January 28, 2017
Harmony
She is very easy to love. She is the most caring, funny, and kind person you will ever meet. You’ll fall for her in seconds. She loves sports and loves listening to music. She gets pretty jealous easily, but it won’t stop her from caring for you. Shes pretty confident when you see her, but when you get into a deep conversation, she’s actually very insecure and really sensitive, so DON’T HURT HER! When she really likes you, she will do anything, as long as she’s spending time with YOU. Late night calls are the best when she’s around, she LOVES talking, you won’t ever get tired of her speaking, it’s all you want to do. She’s the best friend you can ever have. She’ll be on your mind 24/7 and every little thing you guys do, is really special to you. She’s a very strong person and she’s been through a ton. You have to comfort her and let her know that she’s amazing and that you’re proud of her. She might think she’s not special or important to anyone but she’s special to you and you have to let her know that. You can talk for hours about her and go on and on, but sometimes it’s hard to explain your feelings about her because you’ve never met someone like her and she’s just so perfect in your eyes. She has the cutest laugh, perfect smile, you can listen to her voice for hours, and the first thing you’ll fall in love with is her personality. Don’t ever loose someone like Harmony, because if you do, it’s gonna take a long time to heal, and it’s the worst thing to go through.
Harmony by CherryCoke821 March 31, 2023
Beef harmonica
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done
Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?
Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?
Beef harmonica by The Count Of Monte Rizla August 30, 2013
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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