Someone that steals your hamburger(s)

1) An act of sex whereby a virgin (the burger meat) is wedged between two fat people (the buns) that proceed to hamburgle the virginity of the patty in the middle.

2) A culinary cassanova that makes happy meals happier with his absurdly large peen. On Halloween, he has been known to e sneaks into children's houses at night, putting a hamburger up good little boy's sweet bungholes. He then tops their bungholes of with a generous portion of his secret sauce.

a stealer of meat, particularly ham

When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.

An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.

this Person likes to Attract atTention fRom the polIce and other Casual onlooKers, by stealing My Curvasious burgers with their bright Green leAves of lettuce and plumb buNNs. The Hamburglar's favorite saying is, "Be smart, make the connections, and maybe you'll find the real Hamburglar!"

A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.