by Harm1 July 07, 2011
The Hamburglar is a person who stays in handicap stalls and he wipes shit all over the walls, he mostly draws smiley faces and has a big mac bun between his butt cheeks.
by Hamburger Criminal August 24, 2022
by black as truck December 01, 2016
Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone
Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy
*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*
Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy
*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*
by gank of america March 17, 2007
An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.
Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!
by Arnettia August 16, 2010
this Person likes to Attract atTention fRom the polIce and other Casual onlooKers, by stealing My Curvasious burgers with their bright Green leAves of lettuce and plumb buNNs. The Hamburglar's favorite saying is, "Be smart, make the connections, and maybe you'll find the real Hamburglar!"
A masked, and caped night stalker who steals people food from fast food joints. This theif goes by the name of Hamburglar
by sleepingsquirrel May 05, 2009
A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.
by DyceMan May 19, 2010