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jacksauce 

1. Byproduct of male masturbation
2. Semen
How the fuck did I get jacksauce in my hair?!
jacksauce by berserker256 May 16, 2003
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macksauced 

When you cant handle your car and crash it

You can also use it as slang such as a mack
bro that n*gga just macksauced it

bro... did he just mack?

bro did you see that? he was cutting it up and macksauced it
macksauced by Sopu January 2, 2023

Hacksaur 

Someone who is a elite hacker, usually around level 27, who can, like, totally fuck with the system. This man is talented, probably lives at home with his mom, and is really really good at WoW.

How does one become a hacksaur?
Simply devote you life to computers and all things technological. It is the only way, I mean, one does not simply walk in to Mordor, just as one does not simply transform in to a hacksaur.

Hacksaur derrives from a WoW character, but you knew that already, didn't you- you hacksaur apprentice.
Fact: Looking it up on Urban Dictionary is the first step of becoming one.
Jane: I'm sitting in my fucking library trying to play fucking tetris and Websense- the root of ALL EVIL wont let me.
Random kid with acne and glasses: Let me see you Mac.
*Sneezes on it, hands it back"*
Here you go, not only does it do tetris now, it also flys.

The whole library in unison: THANK YOU HACKSAUR!
Hacksaur by your mother in mah bed February 20, 2009

whacksauce

the insulting of something or someone of complete idiocracy, absurdity, or just plain stupidity.

weaksauce
whack
1. "He rollin` with a ladee with a toe-up face!"
"WHACKSAUCE!"

2. "i don`t think i can come through today"
"WHACKSAUCE!"

3. "eww.. WHACKSAUCE!"
whacksauce by ladeesmiles January 24, 2005

Hamsauce 

To be completely smashed, snockered, or wasted. Usually due to alcohol, although people can be hamsauced from many different influences. The term hails from WestChester Pennsylvania. It's traveled to Kansas, and it's next step is to cover the world.
Matthew: Hey, Aj, is that ugly chick drunk?
Aj: More like hamsauced! that hoediva can't even walk!
Hamsauce by MRoeder July 2, 2011

Hack Sauce 

A noun and an adjective. There can be many Hack Sauces at one time, but in the action of being, or being described as, a Hack Sauce is indisputably the best thing in the universe. It has not been discovered yet how there can be more than one Hack Sauce at once to be in concurrence with the definition of the word, but it is so. Sometimes used in place of: 1337 Sauce, leet Sauce, and tubular. Do not confuse with: lame Sauce, newb Sauce, or rockin. The word Hack Sauce cannot be used at all times, but can be used by anyone. Certain circumstances must be in place for the correct usage of the word. Consequences are said to be dire if the word is used in the incorrect context but are unknown at this point.
Person 1: Hey isn't that the first born of Dean Van Pelt?
Person 2: Yeah it is.. I hear hes complete Hack Sauce..
Person 1: Any relation to Scott Van Pelt from ESPN?
Person 2: Hell no, hes not Hack Sauce
Hack Sauce by CyborgMorg December 15, 2008