Habber Dasher
habber dasher is when you run around a chick with your cock out and slapping it with her as you run around the circle
Habber Dasher by a funny kid February 11, 2009
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haberdasher
1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...
haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005
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Habberdashery
Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.
Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020
haberdasher
1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.
2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)
2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)
"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?
haberdasher by faggo delux February 19, 2005
rectal haberdashery
Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
rectal haberdashery by rm_you November 3, 2005
habberdashery
I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.
habberdashery by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007
copping haberdashery
copping haberdashery by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009
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