Announcer 1: "Today's WNFL game features the New York Lady Whales against the Philadelphia
Cheese Hogs. The Whales, led by 6'4", 300
lb. linebacker Bertha McFatty, are looking for their 4th
straight win. What do you think of McFatty's play the last few games, Norm?"
Announcer 2: "That's a HUGE bitch!"