horngum 

A head butt, ramming someone with your bare head. Derived from the idea that a toothless individual has to gum their food, therefore a hornless individual would have to "gum" someone when head butting them.

Don went charging through the mall like a bull horngumming people at random until security came and removed him.

horngum by Budgie Ramone December 26, 2011

horngus 

Belongs to a Dongfish. Attached to the scrungle with a dill sack. (nutte sack)

The horngus is soft and plush.

horngus by dissapointing-your-mother October 29, 2018

hornbum 

I'm leaving on Saturday
Thats why i was pushy
I just wanted to spend all my days here with you

You hornbum

hornbum by Krkič June 11, 2019

horngus 

A fake wikipedia page based on the real page for "Aristotle's biology."
The embryonic stage of a dongfish. It is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).

The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).

horngus by Bbb23’s left testicle January 2, 2022

Horgumbored 

The feeling or act of eating when you’re bored, even if you aren’t actually hungry

“Do you wanna go get dinner?”

“Nah, I’ve been horgumbored all day so I snacked myself full.”

Horgumbored by slugskin November 26, 2021

Horngus of a Dongfish 

Horngus of a Dongfish (n.) — A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.

Me: The Horngus of a Dongfish is A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.

Him: Are you high???

Horngus of a Dongfish by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025