adam's definitions

shallow

Shallow-somone who judges a person by appearance...someone who can't see art or creativity or nature...most preps/chavs are shallow

Y'know, if your shallowness gets anymore thorough it'll have depth...

by adam May 13, 2005

Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

by Adam February 2, 2005

scay

A shortened version of ' it's gay ! '
Used to describe something that is not cool and very stupid.
Also used to describe someone who is a big loser.

Did you hear the pick up line Moel tried to use on those two broads? It was so scay !

by Adam November 8, 2004

lacfy

Another joke I've killed.

Ben: Hey Adam was the test hard?
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: No really, I'm about to take it and I'd like to know.
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: That's not funny.
Adam: NO SHIT IM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY IM PMSING STFU FFS

by Adam February 22, 2005

javanoid

probobly the most addicting game ever created, it is about a bunch of squares and ur trying to hit them with a ball that bounces off a paddle

I am a j avanoid addict I wake up at 3 A.M. and play it

by Adam February 13, 2005

yodie

a yodie is a stick, a wang, or a big black wang

Get that yodie out of your mouth

by adam December 1, 2004

IRON HORSE

What a wheelchair is called in the hood.

Dude got capped now he rides the IRON HORSE.

by Adam July 15, 2004