Hornfusion
Hornfusion by Sallie1985 September 28, 2026
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Pornfusion
A state of undecided befuddlement when overwhelmed with too many genres and titles while shopping for porn. A sufferer can be characterized by a vacant stare while tugging at one's penis through the thin lining of his front pockets. If left untreated, the afflicted will either leave with way too much porn (like 12 three day rental DVD's) or will shuffle out of the adult video megaplexxx with nothing but sticky boxers.
Knowing he had all afternoon to kill with no girlfriend and no drinking buddies, Christian decided to head on down to the porno shop. When faced with over 10,000 new titles, he slipped into a state of pornfusion from which he didn’t emerge for nearly 3 hours. Luckily for him, the store manager recognoized the symptoms of pornfusion and used the smelling salts he had on hand to bring Christian to his senses.
Pornfusion by Bendejo72 December 15, 2008
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Cornfusion
Halfway through his morning shower, Mark finally remembered where the corn in his poop was from. His cornfusion was at an end.
Cornfusion by GoCtotheB June 12, 2015
cornfusion
The state of mind of older male, backwoods people, caused by years of drinking home brew corn whiskey.
Old man Tator seems to be in a constant state of cornfusion after continually drinking some of the best home brew corn whiskey in the county for the last 30 years.
cornfusion by Papajack January 5, 2015
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