hornfused

When you are so hungover that you want to die, yet simultaneously so horny you could drill through the mattress, & your body doesn'the know how to handle it....that's "hornfused"!

"Baby I want you so bad, my cock is like a piece of steel, but I am about to die from this hangover. I am soooo Hornfused!?!

hornfused by Pringles & Pieces January 22, 2016

Horroused 

When something is both arrousing and horrifying at the same time, it can be more horrifying or more arrousing or perfectly in between, but it still counts as being horrousing.

Friend: OH MY GOD THATS HORRIBLE...No wait its actually a bit arrousing..no horrifying...I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
Me: Are you Horroused.
Friend: Yeah that works.

American Dad Episode where Steve grows huge sexy breasts.

Movie Doghouse where there are some sexy female undead, zombies.

Horroused by Yatezey July 10, 2012

Cornfused 

A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.

That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.

Cornfused by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010

homofused 

Somebody, usualy male, who continually accuses other people of being gay or using many of the various euphemisms for gay (queer, fag, poof, bender, queen, etc) to describe people or actions, things, movies or anything really.

These people are often homofused; in that they are phobic of their own sexuality and try and hide under a blanket of fake masculinity and accusations that every other man is batting for the other side

Kraige was desperate that nobody learn't of his liking of other men and male genitals, that he spent all of his time verbally attcking anything and anyone he didn't understand, by calling them gay or faggot. Kraige is very homofused

homofused by Jimi p August 15, 2006

Cornfused 

When a person is confused, but likes corn at the same time. Corn is yummy and should be liked

Confused, but liking corn at the same time is what Cornfused is

Cornfused by Fake_Name December 21, 2019

cornfused 

Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.

I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.

Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.

cornfused by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010

hornused 

the feeling of incredibly amusement and hornyness at the same time.

while playing strip poker, i became hornused

hornused by adam January 1, 2005