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horngasm

A slang word developed and used by highschool marching band students to convey a sense of admiration, often bordering on sexual arousal. Induced either by an especially complex and well-executed piece of music or an exceptionally well-crafted musical instrument.
Bandmember A: Did you here the Blue Cavaliers' trumpet solo in the DCI championships?

Bandmember B: Oh man...horngasm

Bandmember A: *nods* Horngasm
by Mob Barley December 28, 2004
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horngasm

An involuntary burst of magic from a unicorn's horn.
Twilight Sparkle had a huge horngasm when Rainbow Dash first did the Sonic Rainboom.
by DK_The_White November 13, 2011
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horngassled

When someone is absolutely astounded by ones actions
The women was so horngassled at the mans advances
by MyDadLeftMe. January 17, 2023
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horgasm

when a prostitute causes you to orgasm
Kyle: Dude, that girl is ugly.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.
by firecrotch69 July 20, 2008
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horgasmical

The act of being orgasmic. Looked upon orgasmically.
Dude, she's horgasmical....
by 14 year old female May 26, 2006
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Horgasm

A whiteish looking mexican kid that's a bad-ass soccer player currently in the 10th grade. He scored the first goal of the season last year on JV. This kid doesnt like another "kid" named cesar which everybody thinks that he's a 50-year old pedophile that's trying to disguise himself as a 15 year old kid. Well, anyway, cesar scored like 2 or 3 lucky-ass goals and started acting all cocky and arrogant going around talking with his deep voice and accent saying: " I scored half the goals of the Junior varsity team" which was'nt true because there was like 10 goals scored.
Horgasm is Like Leonel Messi but except 1,000X better!
by TheHorgasm October 28, 2010
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charley horgasm

When you're in the middle of an orgasm and one or both of your legs freeze up with a charley horse. Very painful but kind of cool if you're into mixing pleasure and pain.
I had myself a charley horgasm banging your sister in your Jetta last night.
by Amoebe Man June 24, 2016
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