horngasm

A slang word developed and used by highschool marching band students to convey a sense of admiration, often bordering on sexual arousal. Induced either by an especially complex and well-executed piece of music or an exceptionally well-crafted musical instrument.

Bandmember A: Did you here the Blue Cavaliers' trumpet solo in the DCI championships?

Bandmember B: Oh man...horngasm

Bandmember A: *nods* Horngasm

horngasm by Mob Barley December 28, 2004

horngasm

An involuntary burst of magic from a unicorn's horn.

Twilight Sparkle had a huge horngasm when Rainbow Dash first did the Sonic Rainboom.

horngasm by DK_The_White November 13, 2011

horngassled 

When someone is absolutely astounded by ones actions

The women was so horngassled at the mans advances

horngassled by MyDadLeftMe. January 17, 2023

horgasm 

when a prostitute causes you to orgasm

Kyle: Dude, that girl is ugly.
Ryan: I don't care, she was cheap and she helped me horgasm last night.

horgasm by firecrotch69 July 20, 2008

horgasmical

The act of being orgasmic. Looked upon orgasmically.

Dude, she's horgasmical....

horgasmical by 14 year old female May 26, 2006

Horgasm 

A whiteish looking mexican kid that's a bad-ass soccer player currently in the 10th grade. He scored the first goal of the season last year on JV. This kid doesnt like another "kid" named cesar which everybody thinks that he's a 50-year old pedophile that's trying to disguise himself as a 15 year old kid. Well, anyway, cesar scored like 2 or 3 lucky-ass goals and started acting all cocky and arrogant going around talking with his deep voice and accent saying: " I scored half the goals of the Junior varsity team" which was'nt true because there was like 10 goals scored.

Horgasm is Like Leonel Messi but except 1,000X better!

Horgasm by TheHorgasm October 28, 2010

charley horgasm

When you're in the middle of an orgasm and one or both of your legs freeze up with a charley horse. Very painful but kind of cool if you're into mixing pleasure and pain.

I had myself a charley horgasm banging your sister in your Jetta last night.

charley horgasm by Amoebe Man June 24, 2016