When your girlfriend is so god damned sexy that you get a hard on just by looking at her. You can barely hold back from tearing your pants off to put it in her.

GOD DAMN YOU ARE HOTTIFIED TONIGHT!

hottified by pimpmaster 3000 July 9, 2005

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honkyfied

Any town or city that has a high perecntage of a White population (95% or greater) and with no indication of any future influx of African-Americans or other minorities.

"Man that town sure is honkyfied, they sure know how to keep us Blacks out!"

"Man that town is so honkyfied, their high school basketball team will never win a championship!"

honkyfied by king_222 September 6, 2006

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hankified

1. a sergeant with too much attitude, often wrestling his soldiers into submission

2. unwilling to express love, as if married for several years

That bastard won't speak to me anymore, he's been so hankified lately!

hankified by Jubran DAkwar December 7, 2003

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hooptified

An inanimate object of poor quality. Something that is ugly or not appealing. Being broken or only partially working.

We were walking to the parking lot and there was a hooptified car parked beside me

hooptified by merriamwebster_feaux January 10, 2012

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hottified

The act of being hot; Kelsey Stanley.

Damn Kelsey is so hottified.

hottified by ;) April 5, 2003

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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