hooptified

An inanimate object of poor quality. Something that is ugly or not appealing. Being broken or only partially working.

We were walking to the parking lot and there was a hooptified car parked beside me

by merriamwebster_feaux January 10, 2012

hoochified

A slutty or provocative appearance.

I saw her walking down the street in a short hoochified skirt with her hoochie hanging out!

by Sonik October 29, 2003

homortified

From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
The uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they're watching porn and are momentarily turned on by the wrong ass.

Bert was so homortified by the skin flick he was forced to use his imagination.

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

hoochified

Wearing slutty apparel desperately asking for attention. A lot of desperate girls would look "hoochified" at a fraternity party.

G: Look at that girl, she's wearing booty shorts with stiletto boots!

N: She's way too hoochified!

by give me a chance son December 27, 2011

hoodified

Someone who is from the rich side of tracks that runs in the hood .

Someone who wears hoodies all year round .

She use to shop on Rodeo Drive.... now she is at Ross. Lol that girl just turned hoodified

Girl it's 110 outside.. damn that girl is hoodified no matter the heat .

by Lezbfrndz May 27, 2018

Homortified

When guys are watching porn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong ass.

Two guys watching porn:

*Guy appears on screen*

Guy 1: *boing* I've just been homortified!

by Somebody February 12, 2005

hottified

When your girlfriend is so god damned sexy that you get a hard on just by looking at her. You can barely hold back from tearing your pants off to put it in her.

GOD DAMN YOU ARE HOTTIFIED TONIGHT!

by pimpmaster 3000 July 9, 2005