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wamek

A large dumbfounded oaf with a fat head, occasionaly having one or more lumpy nipples.

Watch out for that wamek over there his nipple will poke your eye out.

by ;) July 1, 2003

Sexified

The act of being desireable; Kelsey Stanley.

Shit she's sexified look at that ass!

by ;) April 5, 2003

Flying Albertros

When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies

dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth

by ;) August 2, 2004

Porn*

1. (n) A person of extreme sexiness or one who demonstrates sexy qualities.

2. (adj) Having the appearance or demeanour of sex.

This guy is hot. I'd almost go as far as to say he's a Porn*!

That woman simply oozes Porn* when she walks.

by ;) June 14, 2003

tossing the salad

It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are forced to lick the assholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. Hence, tossing the salad.

Bend over and toss my salad, bitch.

by ;) April 20, 2003

hottified

The act of being hot; Kelsey Stanley.

Damn Kelsey is so hottified.

by ;) April 5, 2003

bear drive

1. (noun) something unstoppable

2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand

3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own

"can't stop the bear drive..."
"what the hell does that mean?!"
"i dunno... ask J.A."

by ;) December 2, 2004