HMBPH

Hit Me Back Post-Haste
Me
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Text/IM language - requesting the correspondant to reply... QUICKLY!

Yo son - iNeed protection tahnyt - giv us some fruities willya? HMBPH

HMBPH by Bboy Pro November 14, 2007

hmph mode 

The super cute (joking)mode your girlfriend enters into after you do something she only kind of dislikes. I.e. didn't hold her hand, just teased her, almost gave her a kiss and pulled out, just pulled out in general. She may also pout and turn her back to you, in pretense that she's mad, knowing you won't be able to resist her cuteness.

Yopyo: You in hmph mode baby?
Chelle: Hmph
Yopyo: *smiles, hugs Chelle*
Chelle: *still hmphing*

hmph mode by phdreams90 April 20, 2015

Hmphsies 

When something does not go your way with a guy or girl

Why wont he come nss....hmphsies

I thought she was gonna come home with me but then she had to take care of her drunk roomate, hmphsies!

Hmphsies by Chu face April 3, 2010

Hmmph 

A sound one makes when frustrated or pouting.

"Hmmph", she said, when she realized she had a ton of homework to do.

Hmmph by Gator November 24, 2003

hmph 

1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless

"Today I'll show you my favourite bookend!"
"Hmph."

hmph by Psi November 3, 2003

Hmph 

used when you are angry , annoyed or frustrated with someone or something.
A word instead of swearing.

Example 1
benny-"shut up"

you-"hmph you"
Example 2
olivia-"i left it at home"
you-"hmph"

Hmph by omber xxx July 20, 2018

hmph 

A word used when somethin bad/nasty has been said to you.

Matt: My teddy is sexier than you
Alice: Hmph

hmph by Alice D September 21, 2008