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Yo son - iNeed protection tahnyt - giv us some fruities willya? HMBPH
HMBPH by Bboy Pro November 14, 2007
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hmph mode 

The super cute (joking)mode your girlfriend enters into after you do something she only kind of dislikes. I.e. didn't hold her hand, just teased her, almost gave her a kiss and pulled out, just pulled out in general. She may also pout and turn her back to you, in pretense that she's mad, knowing you won't be able to resist her cuteness.
Yopyo: You in hmph mode baby?
Chelle: Hmph
Yopyo: *smiles, hugs Chelle*
Chelle: *still hmphing*
hmph mode by phdreams90 April 20, 2015
Related Words

Hmphsies 

When something does not go your way with a guy or girl
Why wont he come nss....hmphsies

I thought she was gonna come home with me but then she had to take care of her drunk roomate, hmphsies!
Hmphsies by Chu face April 3, 2010
A sound one makes when frustrated or pouting.
"Hmmph", she said, when she realized she had a ton of homework to do.
Hmmph by Gator November 24, 2003
1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless
"Today I'll show you my favourite bookend!"
"Hmph."
hmph by Psi November 3, 2003
used when you are angry , annoyed or frustrated with someone or something.
A word instead of swearing.
Example 1
benny-"shut up"

you-"hmph you"
Example 2
olivia-"i left it at home"
you-"hmph"
Hmph by omber xxx July 20, 2018
A word used when somethin bad/nasty has been said to you.
Matt: My teddy is sexier than you
Alice: Hmph
hmph by Alice D September 21, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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