1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless
"Today I'll show you my favourite bookend!"
"Hmph."
by Psi November 03, 2003
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A word used when somethin bad/nasty has been said to you.
Matt: My teddy is sexier than you
Alice: Hmph
by Alice D September 27, 2006
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The noise one makes after proving something wrong, as in to show the other inferior.
This is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!
by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004
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Hmph is a word to describe you either agree with some shit or you don't agree. Or hell its one of those words that just come out of no where.
Brad Pitt-"I done checked out this fine ass pregnant Asian today"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you fuck her?"

Brad Pitt-"Hell yeah"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you offer her money for the baby?"

Brad Pitt-"hmph"
by J.D Fresh January 22, 2008
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"Hmph"... includes any alternative spelling such as "hmf" or the like
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the word law uses when anoyed at her mr dave for being annoyingness and odds.
No law i not gona do dats..
FINE THEN! i not gonna tlk to uuuu HMPH!
by Llama-law November 05, 2004
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this word is commonly referred to a person who is attempting to express his or her feelings in a very loud and boisterous manner. this person on a daily basis will act as if they are consistently on a mission even though they may be doing something that is an everyday task, such as eating an apple. this person may crunch on that apple very loudly while making very satisfactory faces. this person tries to make a sturdy, firm point out of something that to other normal people would seem ridiculous and unimportant. while a "hmph" is trying to make their unimportant point, the individulas in the surrounding area will undoubtably laugh at this person and talk amongst themselves at how ridiculous they look on a daily basis. this person walks with bounce in their step,and when you see a hmph in the hallway, yell HMPH!!
you could use this to call someone a name; look at that hmph!! wow, he's a hmph.

a hmph would do this

*shake his head around a lot while expressing a point or suddenly occuring thought*

by jasidi May 07, 2008
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