Urban Dictionary: hmph

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1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless

"Today I'll show you my favourite bookend!"
"Hmph."

by Psi November 03, 2003

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Hmph

used when you are angry , annoyed or frustrated with someone or something.
A word instead of swearing.

Example 1
benny-"shut up"

you-"hmph you"
Example 2
olivia-"i left it at home"
you-"hmph"

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A word used when somethin bad/nasty has been said to you.

Matt: My teddy is sexier than you
Alice: Hmph

by Alice D September 27, 2006

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The noise one makes after proving something wrong, as in to show the other inferior.

This is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!

by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004

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Hmph is a word to describe you either agree with some shit or you don't agree. Or hell its one of those words that just come out of no where.

Brad Pitt-"I done checked out this fine ass pregnant Asian today"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you fuck her?"

Brad Pitt-"Hell yeah"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you offer her money for the baby?"

Brad Pitt-"hmph"

by J.D Fresh January 22, 2008

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Hmph

Acknowledging something interesting.

Hmph, that was sweet.

by Brandon Mead September 16, 2007

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