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Some other guy's jism
Monica's dress was still stained with hism.

That condom on the sidewalk's full of his
hism by SQLDude July 3, 2008

pepto-hismol 

Homo #1: What's wrong?
Homo #2: Well, we had a huge party at Ramon's last night. I feel like I drank a whole gallon of pepto-hismol!
pepto-hismol by turkeysub3000 June 30, 2007
A fucking emo gay ass Mexican with braces.Has no life.
hismael is gay with dildos
hismael by asshole473 October 26, 2018
A falling from a tree that is too big to be a stick and too small to be a branch.
Mum, Bully threw a hismaar at me.
Who is going to pick up all the hismaars before I mow?
hismaar by BullFlee February 28, 2018

hismaarology

The study of finding out where a name of an object or inherited learnings come from. To question what we know from being taught, is what we are suppose to know, and how do we know that we know it correctly.
A flip flop is also know as a thong, which is also known as undies, which is also known as briefs, which is also known as summary of information, which is also known as summary - lets use hismaarology to find out why
hismaarology by BullFlee February 28, 2018
Hisman is the worst last name; stay a mile away from anyone with it. Unfortunately, people named this are usually hostile, aggressive, and almost similar to the teacher in the movie Matilda. They are menacing and are hazards to every student in the United States and Canada. Stay the fuck away from this specimen, or you will have your life fade away from existence.
"Ms. Hisman just gave me seventeen zeros for every assignment I completed!"

"She's fucking insane"
hisman by stanky badussy 3000 September 19, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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