HANDBUN

When a girl puts a hotdog bun around your dick and proceeds to jack you off (mustard or ketchup helps)

That dark girl gave me a handbun last night.

by BISHOP1997 September 21, 2016

Hattiesburg Handgun

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

crew served handgun

This is a satirical remark regarding oversized, impractical pistols.

Gawwwd, that .50 is a crew served handgun!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2021

handburglar helper

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

by Morlun July 26, 2008

handbuzz

To make a buzzing sound while shaking somebody's hand.
Introduced by NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.

"Did Jaap de Hoop just handbuzz the Turkish prime-minster?"

by -Mo- August 15, 2006

The Handgun

The Handgun (Verb). To insert both your index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and place you thumb on her clit, thus making a handgun shape with your hand.

"My girl was well horny last night, so I gave her 'The Handgun'.

by superhigh002 June 25, 2015

handbanana

A bright yellow, vaguely dog shaped rapist abomination of science and software piracy, handbanana is commonly known to prey on large, hairy, pale, pockmarked asses in compromising positions in many backyards across New Jersey.

If you happen to encounter a handbanana, and are asked if you're willing to "back that up"; ALWAYS SAY NO.

"Handbanana no! GET OFF MY ASS!"

by Ezekial? April 25, 2007