HANDBUN 

When a girl puts a hotdog bun around your dick and proceeds to jack you off (mustard or ketchup helps)

That dark girl gave me a handbun last night.

HANDBUN by BISHOP1997 September 21, 2016

Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

Hattiesburg Handgun by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

crew served handgun 

This is a satirical remark regarding oversized, impractical pistols.

Gawwwd, that .50 is a crew served handgun!

crew served handgun by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2021

handburglar helper 

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

handburglar helper by Morlun July 26, 2008

handbuzz 

To make a buzzing sound while shaking somebody's hand.
Introduced by NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.

"Did Jaap de Hoop just handbuzz the Turkish prime-minster?"

handbuzz by -Mo- August 15, 2006

The Handgun 

The Handgun (Verb). To insert both your index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and place you thumb on her clit, thus making a handgun shape with your hand.

"My girl was well horny last night, so I gave her 'The Handgun'.

The Handgun by superhigh002 June 25, 2015

handbanana 

A bright yellow, vaguely dog shaped rapist abomination of science and software piracy, handbanana is commonly known to prey on large, hairy, pale, pockmarked asses in compromising positions in many backyards across New Jersey.

If you happen to encounter a handbanana, and are asked if you're willing to "back that up"; ALWAYS SAY NO.

"Handbanana no! GET OFF MY ASS!"

handbanana by Ezekial? April 25, 2007