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"so what's in the flask?"
"water"
*sniff sniff*
"are you trying to get drunk off of HAGOW?"
"yep herp a derpa beep boop"
HAGOW by Adducing Joker Mr Not November 26, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
"Haowm" is the sound that you make when you eat something incredibly delicious. Haowm makes you want to take a bigger bite, taste the food more, throw things in excitement, and yell loudly. Haowming is often accompanied by gargling delicious beverages. Haowm can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, you name it.
HAOWM! *bite*

I want to take a huge haowm out of that burger.

I was haowming a sandwich earlier...

That is so haowming good!

**gargle gargle gargle**
Haowm by Mega-Haowm August 16, 2011
Related Words
HAGOW • hago • Hagop • haowei • Haloween • Hagoo • haowen • HAGGWITCH • hagood • hagtown
n. Hagwalah is a form of drifting seen in Saudi Arabia. Instead of using powerful, rear wheel drive cars, hagwalah employs front wheel drive sedans. Unlike the drift racing seen in the U.S.A. and Japan, it is much less controlled, and drivers will often drift between and alongside other cars on the highway while passengers hang out of the car.
Did you see that hagwalah video where they went backwards next to the school bus? That was nuts!
Hagwalah by tedediah November 9, 2012

Hangowork 

Going to work hangover.
"I hangoworked this wednesday, it wasn't the easiest day of the week"

work alcohol week hangover bar workplace
Hangowork by pierreal April 11, 2013

Mocha Hagotdi 

An acronym meaning "Make Our Customers Happy and Have a Good Time Doing It", a company slogan used by Massachusetts air carrier Cape Air. It has also gained popularity as a phrase used by many airline pilots and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC), particularly "Boston John", an ATC based at Boston Logan Airport (KBOS).
JetBlue 447, Boston Tower. Mocha Hagotdi, Runway 04L cleared for takeoff.

Boston Tower, JetBlue 447. Runway 04L clear for takeoff,
Mocha Hagotdi.
Mocha Hagotdi by ViperPilot December 2, 2010
A really legendary woman who loves carl
hagawo by ♡Amba♡ October 17, 2021
Did you sleep with him?
Yah, he was haowei?
haowei by Mxjc2018 November 22, 2016
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