hagtown 

when you are in a state of being totally haggard and are drunk, high, or both. if you are in hagtown you are not pullin' at all and you are probably haggard off your ass.

Hey dude, I am so fucking wasted right now. I'm in hagtown.

hagtown by Jeeves13579 May 11, 2007

Hagtown 

derogatory nick name for Hagerstown, Maryland, that fittingly describes its large population of obese, uneducated, unwed mothers.

"Have you met a girl in Hagtown yet?"
"None that I want to talk about."

Hagtown by wheredgirlsat April 7, 2009

Hogtown 

Slang term for Toronto.

Hey, let's go down to Bloor and Spadina and swail a few pints!

Hogtown by Jeff the Skid December 9, 2003

Hamtown 

(adj) When you are so hammered that you are in Hamtown

Last night = Hamtown

Hamtown by NynaB November 30, 2009

Hangtown 

The original name for Placerville California. Established in 1849 as a tent city for gold miners eager to find their fortune in the abundent placer deposits existing in the area at that time. There was a large California Black Oak in the center of town that served as a convenient location for lynchings when a quorum of miners decided that a person had committed a capital crime. The tree stump is presently underneath the floor boards of the Hangman's Tree Bar, which is notable for the frontier looking manequin hung by a noose above the establishment's sign.

After establishing a County Sheriff and incorporating as a town, it was renamed Placervile.

How about we cruise up to old Hangtown, cruise the gut, and have a beer at the "Tree".

Hangtown by Jimmy1969 February 8, 2010

Hamtown 

ugly, nasty, fug, someone that is really tough to look at, unattractive in the worst way, gross, someone with an inside-out face, sick, yuckster magoo

"Daaaaaamn, did you see that girl? She was mad hamtown, son! She had three eyeballs, two teeth, and a nipple on her face!! HAMTOWN to the MAX!!!!"

Hamtown by Lupe the Gossiping Housekeeper November 30, 2009

Hogtown 

Gainesville, FL home of the University of Florida; originally named as such for the non-campus related trading of livestock, primarily pigs.

Can't wait to get back to Hogtown to see my freinds.

Hogtown by Ed Womble April 15, 2006