HAGGWITCH

An old, salty, jaded woman (hag) who has the magical ability (witch) to not give a shit about anyone or anything.

Betty Sue sure is a HAGGWITCH when she's in public.

by The HAGGWITCH June 11, 2022

HAGGWITCH

An old, cranky, salty Woman (hag) who has the magical power (witch) to not give a rats ass about anything.

Mrs. Turnbuck is a HAGGWITCH.

by The HAGGWITCH June 12, 2022

hamwitch

An inverse han sandwitch, where the a piece of bread is placed between two large chunks of ham.

This hamwitch is so much better than the regular sandwitches I eat.

by Milcho January 17, 2008

hangwichu

A guy who says he wants to "hangwichu" immediately after having had sex with you.

He said, "I want to hangwichu, baby." I told him "no fucking way, dude. It was just sex. If you can't speak proper English I sure as hell don't want to "hangwichu."

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

hangwitchu

A guy who says that he wants to "hangwitchu."

You want me to hangwitchu? What the hell does that mean? Use proper English and maybe I'll hangwitchu.

by Bagitbabe October 20, 2008

hamwitch

1. A sandwich composed of 2 or more varieties of ham.

2. A Threesome involving to very large men and a really white girl between them.

1. Bob: "I made a hamwitch and it had Black Forest, Sugur, Honey Baked and Virginia Ham."
Bill: "Why would you waste Virginia Ham in hamwitch?"

2. Bob: "I rented Hamwitches 9 from the Adult theater."
Bill: Upon seeing it vomit "why...?"

by Luke AKA "Blodnie" January 19, 2008

Hangwich

people being hanged really really close to each other.

"when they find me guilty for that murder, i hope i don't end up in a "Hangwich "

by sar. March 26, 2009