H2JOE

A hot brewed liquid designed to make you do stupid things faster and with more energy.

H2JOE would look great on one of those coffee mugs, so go ahead and order one.

by RoboChrist December 18, 2009

h2hoe

A thirsty thot/hoe/whore.

Felicia: Hey Shaniqua look at that hot boy there.
Shaniqua: Omg you are such an h2hoe, bye Felicia!

by TyroneDarkerThanBlack January 4, 2016

hojoe

the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie

Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"

by coronalight February 2, 2009

hzjoe

A tik toker that needs a new barber

“I had to watch hzjoe’s video with my eyes closed cuz I couldn’t bear to look at that haircut”

by mrmxy December 7, 2021

h2hoe

Someone who drinks all yo damn water!

Parker: "Hey babe, can I have some water?"
Karen: "Sure honey!"
*Karen passes Parker some of her water*
*Parker proceeds to chug all the water without any regard*
Karen: "STOP! You are such a H2Hoe!"

by ImNotLifted March 9, 2018

hzjoe

A tiktoker that is very English and knows everything about a film before it’s released

“hzjoe is this real?”

by hzjoe January 20, 2022

Hzjoe

An absolute baddie, he is the best looking man to ever exist, he is very muscular and the Cuban crusher is nothing compared to him.

“Oh my lord that man I such a hzjoe”

by Hzhottie May 1, 2022