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A hot brewed liquid designed to make you do stupid things faster and with more energy.
H2JOE would look great on one of those coffee mugs, so go ahead and order one.
H2JOE by RoboChrist December 18, 2009
Words you can keep
Felicia: Hey Shaniqua look at that hot boy there.
Shaniqua: Omg you are such an h2hoe, bye Felicia!
h2hoe by TyroneDarkerThanBlack January 4, 2016
Related Words
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the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie
Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"
hojoe by coronalight February 2, 2009
A tik toker that needs a new barber
“I had to watch hzjoe’s video with my eyes closed cuz I couldn’t bear to look at that haircut
hzjoe by mrmxy December 7, 2021
Someone who drinks all yo damn water!
Parker: "Hey babe, can I have some water?"
Karen: "Sure honey!"
*Karen passes Parker some of her water*
*Parker proceeds to chug all the water without any regard*
Karen: "STOP! You are such a H2Hoe!"
h2hoe by ImNotLifted March 9, 2018
A tiktoker that is very English and knows everything about a film before it’s released
“hzjoe is this real?”
hzjoe by hzjoe January 20, 2022
An absolute baddie, he is the best looking man to ever exist, he is very muscular and the Cuban crusher is nothing compared to him.
“Oh my lord that man I such a hzjoe”
Hzjoe by Hzhottie May 1, 2022
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