hzjoe

A tik toker that needs a new barber

“I had to watch hzjoe’s video with my eyes closed cuz I couldn’t bear to look at that haircut”

by mrmxy December 7, 2021

hzjoe

A tiktoker that is very English and knows everything about a film before it’s released

“hzjoe is this real?”

by hzjoe January 20, 2022

Hzjoe

An absolute baddie, he is the best looking man to ever exist, he is very muscular and the Cuban crusher is nothing compared to him.

“Oh my lord that man I such a hzjoe”

by Hzhottie May 1, 2022

Hzjoe

The best human being to ever exist, he is an absolute baddie and has big muscles, he solos your favorite universe and pulls all the bitches.

Person 1 : “omg look at him”
Person 2 : “I know he’s such a Hzjoe”

by Fortnitegod3000 June 8, 2022

hojoe

the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie

Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"

by coronalight February 2, 2009

H2JOE

A hot brewed liquid designed to make you do stupid things faster and with more energy.

H2JOE would look great on one of those coffee mugs, so go ahead and order one.

by RoboChrist December 18, 2009

Hojoe50

Hojoe50 is a 20 year old Oak Forest OG. His ass got everything you need, oil, dope, coke, drop, wax dead ass anything. Hojoe50 chills with “Young Chynle” “Swieton” “Ronny G” “Duff”

“yo i can’t wait to link with Hojoe50 when he gets back from school.

by You Send First March 6, 2018