H.F.C 

abbreviation used amongst inner city friends, commonly implying the necessity to go "Home For Cones". The term was created by a Mr. Charles Dos Sole of East Sydney.

eg 1.Charlie Dos Sole: "I have had enough, I am going H.F.C!"

Crazylegs/Doogs/Pikey/Slats: "Bang, lets do this!"

eg 2. Pikey: "dude...... H.F.C"

H.F.C by Crazylegs January 25, 2008

C.H.F. 

Curly headed fucks are the hardest core of the hard core. They don't give any fucks whatsoever and they are the worst example for your children. They do whatever the fuck they want and don't give a fuck about it. If you ever see a CHF in their natural habitat, don't fuck with them, cause they'll fuck yo shit up. Fuck yo swag!

CHF's are also known for their interest in doing nothing. They are quite sloth-like and will most likely not react to anything that would usually induce a scream or a jump.
Chill, yo.

Curley headed fucks don't give a fuck fuck black bitches skate all day.

"Did you see those CHF'S?"
"Yeah, dude, don't mess with them... I want to live."

C.H.F.D.G.A.F.F.B.B.S.A.D.

C.H.F. by CHF's of RMEC November 1, 2011

H.M.F.I.C 

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge

I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!

H.M.F.I.C by Jackalman January 2, 2008

H.M.F.I.C. 

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

H.M.F.I.C. by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

h.m.f.i.c 

head mother fucker in charge... boss , forman,...

so whos the h.m.f.i.c around here any way

h.m.f.i.c by saulyn March 14, 2009

I.F.H.C 

The I.F.H.C (I F*^kin' Hate Cilantro) is a group dedicated to the enrichment of mankind through a united fortified effort to educate and warn the masses about a parasitic scourge that goes by many aliases. It is known as Cilantro to the FBI, Coriander to the KGB and Chinese Parsley to the CIA.

Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:

"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."

The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.

I.F.H.C is a way of life. The only way.

I.F.H.C by Sal Antrosux May 31, 2007