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Curly headed fucks are the hardest core of the hard core. They don't give any fucks whatsoever and they are the worst example for your children. They do whatever the fuck they want and don't give a fuck about it. If you ever see a CHF in their natural habitat, don't fuck with them, cause they'll fuck yo shit up. Fuck yo swag!

CHF's are also known for their interest in doing nothing. They are quite sloth-like and will most likely not react to anything that would usually induce a scream or a jump.
Chill, yo.

Curley headed fucks don't give a fuck fuck black bitches skate all day.
"Did you see those CHF'S?"
"Yeah, dude, don't mess with them... I want to live."

C.H.F.D.G.A.F.F.B.B.S.A.D.
C.H.F. by CHF's of RMEC November 1, 2011
CHF: Curley Haired Fag a.k.a. Beef Patty Fatty Latty. this FAG acts as though he is vastly more intellegent then anyone around him, he quits everything after he loses or fucks up which happens quite often and he is known to be spotted around anything involving Russia espeacially Russian Lesbeans
"god i hate this game I cant make a deck worth shit" a qoute from C.H.F. after he lost a game of Magic: The Gathering
C.H.F. by Yer Mudder December 14, 2008

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

c.h.i.e.f. 

Council of High Intelligence and Education Findings. (C.H.I.E.F.)
Just got off the phone with C.H.I.E.F. and he told me this post is "Not It". (Fake)
c.h.i.e.f. by Desertjoker September 23, 2018

C i h u a h a g h g f e 

A "C i h u a h a g h g f e" is an insult to a short and annoying person in your friend group or someone you know!
"You are a C i h u a h a g h g f e !!"
abbreviation used amongst inner city friends, commonly implying the necessity to go "Home For Cones". The term was created by a Mr. Charles Dos Sole of East Sydney.
eg 1.Charlie Dos Sole: "I have had enough, I am going H.F.C!"

Crazylegs/Doogs/Pikey/Slats: "Bang, lets do this!"

eg 2. Pikey: "dude...... H.F.C"
H.F.C by Crazylegs January 25, 2008

C.H.I.E.F 

Council of High Intellect Education Foundation (C.H.I.E.F)
The first being to achieve the purest form of "woke" and has such a high IQ, numbers can not fathom the intercellular matrix which is his brain.
After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation (C.H.I.E.F), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” Secondly,“is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. Finally, council of high intellect and education foundation (C.H.I.E.F ); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C.H.I.E.F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga”.
C.H.I.E.F by raisin07 December 28, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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